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J. A. Volkhov ("Volk") ([personal profile] aposeme) wrote in [community profile] returnjourneyooc2022-01-01 10:57 pm

who let you in here

yes hello

my name is fire and im here with an original character. you fools. you absolute fools. now you have unleashed my ability to make the most self-indulgent bullshit of all time. the age of man is over and the time of the mallgoth has begun

anyway this is volk and he fucking sucks. hes not from planet earth but he still knows what fursonas and fidget spinners and girlbosses are. he's famous and does NOT deserve it. his best friend is an orc that drives a dodge neon. his bloodstream technically contains more red bull and dominos pizza than hemoglobin. i dont endorse anything he has said, is saying, or is about to say.

something genuinely important: Volk's got a lot of content warnings, and although he's coming in with no powers as an inmate, when he has got his magic going he can use light mind control. (remember how i said he doesn't deserve to be famous?)
content warning list and opt out are over here.