new war....den

[omniavincit]

Hello! I'm Carolyn and I bring to you William from Westworld. He's a poor dude turned rich dude turned cowboy-slash-philanthropist-slash-guy-turning-his-father-in-law-into-a-robot. At no point in this journey did he acquire a last name. It's fine.

As far as information about him you might actually want to retain: he's a CRAU from The Last Voyages, where he was an inmate and a very vocal critic of wardens!! He's had a year at home to start unfucking his mistakes and hang out with his daughter, so he's chilled out some, but he WILL be an irritating coworker for a while (sorry wardens) and MAY have several crises about What It Means to Be a Good Person/his body being 3D printed/etc (sorry everyone).

His pairing comment is here and I'm on plurk here. THIS INTRO IS EXTREMELY LATE SO I'VE ALREADY TAGGED A BUNCH OF YOU but I'm looking forward to more!!

(also please note: he does not currently have a hat)

Comments

[shiftedshape]

ty for hat update

[omniavincit]

hat hiatus
h(i)atus

but seriously none of his icons are accurate and I feel bad

[kaijuice]

ftfy



that'll be $5 an icon

[omniavincit]

i don't want your nfts

[omniavincit]

jk I'm gonna use it exclusively for our threads

[kaijuice]

r-really senpai

[omniavincit]

KJLAKSJLDLKJASLKJDSALKJD

reaches across the medium divide to tenderly grasp your hand

[counterstep]

hi carolyn! i'm el!

maybe william just needs some alcohol in him? bucky can help with the existential crises tho he's great at that (and his mechanical arm was 3d printed so...)

[omniavincit]

HEY EL nice to meet you!

and lmao he's uh super judgy about drinking and kind of a mean drunk (I'M REALLY SELLING THIS CHAR I KNOW) but might be amenable to weed if bucky has a hookup...I AM PRO HIM RELAXING he's just very resistant!!

regardless, he will be very into the arm.

[counterstep]

LOL bucky's good with stubborn people he'll just take it as a challenge hahaha
unfortunately no weed tho since it wouldn't work for bucky anyway but he'll be on a mission once he's figured it out 👀

[omniavincit]

the mystery of: what the fuck is this guy's deal

GOOD THO he's gotten used to people noping out

[counterstep]

what a mystery lmao i love siccing this guy on the most unsuspecting hahaha they never see it coming

even if william is the one to nope out bucky will just leave notes under his door and message him all the time, even if he's left on read lol