+1 FORMER CULTIST

[murderology]

Hello! I'm Nick, and I'm new to the game. I'm bringing Jerry here from a creepypasta series turned book series called Tales from the Gas Station. It's about a poor son of a bitch named Jack who works at a gas station that just has so much wrong with it I'd be here all day if I went into detail.

Anyway, about this guy here. His name is Jeremy Pascal but he goes by...pretty much anything but his real name. He prefers Jerry. Jerry is introduced into the story as a member of a cult called the Mathmetists who have this very specific philosophy about lowering the suffering of others and raising their happiness. Sounds great, right? It is until you get to the part where the Mathmetists have decided that their goal is impossible and the only way to end suffering is to blow up humanity. So, yeah. That's a thing. By his current canon point, he's no longer in said cult, but only because they uh...let's just say they left him behind. He might have some abandonment issues.

Despite the murder cult, which he vehemently denies is a cult, Jerry is a friendly guy who will throw himself into danger to help others, whether he knows them or not. A shame about the "ending humanity" thing.

He's also a total dumbass and probably a cartoon character in disguise but also a secret genius. He's the kind of guy to quote some insightful philosophy or rattle off about theoretical physics right before making a dick joke. so I'm super looking forward to having him cause some trouble ranging from "this is so goddamn stupid" to "that was scarily strategic" to...sometimes both. He's reckless as hell so if you need a guy to join in on some ridiculous plot to cause trouble he's your guy!

He also knows way too much about bombs. Wonder why.

Anyway, I suck at intros and Jerry is hard to explain so feel free to check out his app! You can also add me at nicknacked or dicktadora#8988 for plotting or even just chatting! I fell in love with this game's premise so I'm excited to play with you all!

Comments

[shiftedshape]

god he looks like thor but sounds like thanos, amazing. loki's having quite the month.

[murderology]

HAHA...the universe just pulling a massive prank on loki. sorry for ur lots dude

[expectaspectre]

Welcome Cult Guy, we are not a cult, but we are all trapped here, so. Close enough???

(also welcome to the game!!!!)

[murderology]

BUT ARE THERE PANCAKES???

(THANK YOU I'm so super excited!!)

[helenite]

i had no idea anyone played from tales, but i've been loving listening to them on various pods. such a fun narrative tone! went ahead and added you on plurk

[murderology]

oh my god my heart whenever someone knows about this funky ass canon...tbh i got into it because of Em (the conner player who also plays an amazing jack) and before i knew it i was trapped here forever

i don't know what it says about me that jerry was my type literally IMMEDIATELY but. that how it be

[lessandmorethanhuman]

Yay new player. And also Hi. I'm Lin, I play Alex Mercer from Prototype. Definitely would like to get up to shenanigans since we're sharing a warden this month. :) (and Shenanigans in general.)

[murderology]

hi lin!! its been soooo many years since ive played prototype but its cool to see an alex around c: im so up for shenanigans. shenanigans is jerry's middle name

[lessandmorethanhuman]

I hope I play him well then. He's a favorite. I tend to do Plurk contact more than I do Disco, but feel free to hit me up with shinotenshi22.

[omniavincit]

HELLOOOOOOOOOO I'm Carolyn and I was just on hiatus!! Working toward existing again!! Jerry sounds hilarious (and also alarming...), I can't wait to see him in action.

ADDING YOU ON PLURK (and also this is William from Westworld, he's a graduated inmate...does not currently dress like a cowboy, alas and alack)

[murderology]

HELLO!! Welcome back from hiatus land! Hilarious and alarming is painfully accurate and having him confined is probably the worst thing for everyone.

I have not seen Westworld but it has always been on my list. it's probably a good thing that he's not dressed like a cowboy because jerry would literally never let up on the jokes which are all terrible